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"Celebrity Boxing" is quite a joke, so we asked our readers to come up with some good lines about the latest edition featured in our Page 2 Mystery Photo.

Manute Bol, Olga Korbut, The Fridge
Below are the best caption suggestions from the more than 1,500 e-mails we received about what was going on with or being said by Manute Bol, Olga Korbut and William Perry.

Here we see Fox's celebrity boxers forming their projected Nielsen Rating -- 1.0.
James Wright
Birmingham, Ala.

The three stars of "Honey, I Shrunk the Russian Gymnast" pose in a photo-op to promote their new movie.
Jonathan Eller
Kokomo, Ind.

"Ah,hell, Fridge ate Kerri Strug, now we have to find someone else for Olga to fight."
Jeff Dolnack

Cast members of MTV's new reality show, "Has-Beens," try to explain how they defended themselves when they told Mike Tyson he had been voted off.
Marcos B.
Bronx, N.Y.

Hollywood revisits a classic: The new version of "My 2 Dads."

On the left: Before ...

On the far right: After ... after digesting Olga.
Ram Narayan
Hazard, Ky.

Olga Korbut demonstrates the "before and after" affects of her new weight-loss plan.
Tom Oates
Nashville, Tenn.

Stuck between a stick and a soft place.
Travis Scoblic
Ortonville, Minn.

"Sprinkle some water on her. Now."
Clint Goeckner
Dieterich, Ill.

And here it is, the most disturbing final round of "Elimidate" ... ever.
Tammy Katz
Arlington, Va.

The Fridge and Manute both withdrew from the triple grudge match when the refs decided to repeal the rule against hitting below the belt.
Dave M

In an effort to combat William Perry's Big Butt, Manute Bol went out and got himself a Korbut.
Patrick Sicher

Even die-hard fans at the "Rocky" reunion convention could barely recognize Mr. T, Carl Weathers and Dolph Lundgren.
Matthew Aeldun Smith

OK ... when Tyson gets in the ring, Manute, you hit him high, I'll hit him low and, Fridge, you pretend he is a rack of ribs or one of Evander's ears, whichever gets the ol' stomach juices flowing.
Kevin Long
Berea, Ky.

Olga: "OK, Manute, now just turn your head and cough."
Patrick Laverty
Cumberland, R.I.

Sad, yet true, recent publicity photo of the Drummond kids on "Diff'rent Strokes."
Mark Leiberman
San Antonio

"So, Olga ... you're telling me a delicious shake for breakfast and another for lunch with a sensible dinner and I can look like that?"
Andrew McComb
Austin, Texas

If Olga decides to pull a Mike Tyson here and bite something, Watch out!
Bill Isaacson
Sycamore, Ill.

After pulling out Manute Bol and Olga Korbut, photographers look to see if any other washed-up celebrities are hiding in the Fridge's bulky flab.

All Three: "Hey, look at those three complete fools trying to squeeze out one last penny out of their 15 minutes of fame! Oh, wait, that's our reflection."
Dan Boulanger
Tyngsboro, Mass.

"I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain ... get in my belly!!!"
Ellsworth Air Force Base, S.D.

Whether you are extremely thin, fat or short, TKO's new summer line of Boxing Gear makes you look like a Champ!
Alan Mason
Slidell, La.

"At TKO Trunks, we put the 'ooo!' in irregooolar!"
Keith Kemper

Immediately after the photo, The Fridge proceeded to eat Miss Korbut and use Mr. Bol as a toothpick.
Ossining, N.Y.

It's time to play "Where's my dignity?"

Fridge: "I shall call him, Skinny-Me."
Chad Holt
Uniontown, Kan.

Coming this Fall to the Fox Monday nght Lineup: "Ally McBol." Follow the zany antics of Manute Bol as an overly skinny lawyer, with former Olympian Olga Korbut as his equally crazy law-partner. Also starring William "The Refrigerator" Perry as "The Dancing Baby."
Joel Snyderman
Ann Arbor, Mich.

"We're off to see the Wizard ..."

Olga Korbut debuts Fox's "Celebrity Whack-A-Mole."
Wolf Foote
Memphis, Tenn.

Wait a minute! She kind of looks like a baby!
Mike B
Buffalo, N.Y.

It's amazing who you'll see in line at bankruptcy court these days.

Having brought enough shame to his family already, Dustin Diamond avoided the media frenzy pictured above by hiding in William Perry's belly button.
New York

It's just like my offensive line in Nintendo's Ice Hockey: a fat, a skinny and a medium.
Mike Noon
Lynn, Mass.

The next Page 2 poll question: Should there be weight classes in celebrity boxing?

1) No
2) No way
3) Definitely no way
4) What was the question again?
Aaron Dobosenski

And here is the real caption from Reuters: Former Olympian Olga Korbut stands between Manute Bol, left, and William "The Refrigerator" Perry, right, during the weigh-in May 14 for "Celebrity Boxing 2" in Los Angeles. Korbut will face Darva Conger and Bol will face Perry during the boxing event which will air May 22 on Fox. REUTERS/John Hayes


Mystery Photo responses May 16: 'I thought you were a lefty'

Mystery Photo responses May 13: Gettin' buzzed

Mystery Photo responses May 6: Model citizens

Mystery Photo responses April 30: Double shots

Mystery Photo responses April 23: Beyond Yankees domes

Mystery Photo responses April 17: Take a number

Mystery Photo responses April 10: Off-Broadway BP

Mystery Photo responses April 3: Ahoy, Matey

Mystery Photo responses March 15: Duck, it's Costner

Mystery Photo responses March 4: Ohno, it's Katie!

Mystery Photo responses Feb.25: Pairs who share

Mystery Photo responses Feb. 6: Two minutes for stripping

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 25: Fore!

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 18: Look into my eyes

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 7: Eye of the Hurricanes

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 31: Might as well jump

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 19: Saint Nicked

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 10: Mac attack

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 3: Swept away

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 26: Tastes like chicken ...

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 19: At least these are in team colors

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 9: You can't hide

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 2: Trick or Treat?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 26: 'So the priest says ...'

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 19: Hello?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 12: Tennis, everyone?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 7: He shoots, he ...

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

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