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We weren't sure what was going on during the final day of Wimbledon at the All England Club, so we asked Page 2 readers to sneak a peak and give us the skinny.

Here are the best captions from more than 3,300 responses we've received.

One can only wish that Anna would do whatever it took to show up at Center Court on the final day.
Columbia, Pa.

At Wimbledon, rookie ball boys must endure some serious hazing.
Patrick Featherstone
Sterling, Va.

Desperate to prove his masculinity, William dived across the court and over the net -- much to his chagrin, the "let" was not called.
Evan Kaplan

How women count sheep.
Mark Hoffman
Brooklyn, N.Y.

Men's tennis is em-bare-ass-ing!
Tampa, Fla.

In a true Cinderella story, sleeper Ben Dover made waves at Wimbledon.
Warwick, R.I.

Questionable calls against Kournikova became just too much for the Sports Guy to handle.
Stamford, Conn.

This is the last time we hire drunk Irish ball boys!
Eric A. Lewis
Portsmouth, Ohio

Prince William on a bender.
Reno, Nevada

"It was an honest mistake," said Penthouse magazine spokesman.
David Earnhart
Chesterfield, Mo.

MTV's "Jackass: All England."
Nick U

A crazed Viagra abuser confirms the net is indeed regulation.
Jim Hartwell
Framingham, Mass.

Charlie Steiner proclaims his love for Anna in an emotional midcourt moment.
Matt Adams
Fayetteville, Ark.

It's gettin' hot in heeerrrre! ...
Drew Gulan
Apple Valley, Minn.

Not to be outdone by soccer players, tennis elite now strip down and celebrate each match point.
Mark Ogaz
Highland, Calif.

Aussie, and champion, Lleyton Hewitt tries to celebrate like a true European ... nudie style!
DeCruz P.
Portland, Ore.

Wimbledon breaks tradition and experiments with night time play thanks to man-made moonlight.
John Baumann
Camarillo, Calif.

White outfit?! I've got your white outfit right here!
John Morford
Overland Park, Kan.

A disgruntled Wimbledon fan demonstrates that not all Brits are born with a silver spoon up their arse.
Andrew Sugermeyer
Burke, Va.

With no Agassi, Roddick, or Anna around on Saturday, NBC must resort to alternate sources of sexual exploitation.
Jonathan Moncrief
Hackensack, N.J.

After failing to advance (again), Anna thought this would be a nice way to change the crowds' attention from her hideous backhand, to her lovely backside.
Wyncote, Pa.

And here is the real caption from Reuters: Mark Roberts, a self-described serial streaker, dives over the net July 7 during the men's singles final between Argentina's David Nalbandian and Australia's Lleyton Hewitt at the Wimbledon tennis championships. Reuters/Ian Hodgson


Mystery Photo responses July 1: Wet Mr. Met

Mystery Photo responses June 13: A hit brickhouse

Mystery Photo responses June 6: It's Showtime!

Mystery Photo responses May 29: Slap Shot III

Mystery Photo responses May 22: Ready to rumble

Mystery Photo responses May 16: 'I thought you were a lefty'

Mystery Photo responses May 13: Gettin' buzzed

Mystery Photo responses May 6: Model citizens

Mystery Photo responses April 30: Double shots

Mystery Photo responses April 23: Beyond Yankees domes

Mystery Photo responses April 17: Take a number

Mystery Photo responses April 10: Off-Broadway BP

Mystery Photo responses April 3: Ahoy, Matey

Mystery Photo responses March 15: Duck, it's Costner

Mystery Photo responses March 4: Ohno, it's Katie!

Mystery Photo responses Feb.25: Pairs who share

Mystery Photo responses Feb. 6: Two minutes for stripping

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 25: Fore!

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 18: Look into my eyes

Mystery Photo responses Jan. 7: Eye of the Hurricanes

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 31: Might as well jump

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 19: Saint Nicked

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 10: Mac attack

Mystery Photo responses Dec. 3: Swept away

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 26: Tastes like chicken ...

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 19: At least these are in team colors

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 9: You can't hide

Mystery Photo responses Nov. 2: Trick or Treat?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 26: 'So the priest says ...'

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 19: Hello?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 12: Tennis, everyone?

Mystery Photo responses Oct. 7: He shoots, he ...

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 28: Safe at home

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 21: Coming up short

Mystery Photo responses Sept. 18: Hat tricks

Mystery Photo Sept. 7: Tough shot

Mystery Photo Aug. 31: Oh, Danny boy!

Mystery Photo Aug. 24: Baby doll

Mystery Photo Aug. 17: Wild night at the ballpark

Mystery photo Aug. 10: Doubles divas

Mystery photo Aug. 3: Hoops, I did it again

Mystery photo July 27: I've got it!

Mystery photo July 20 extras: Fiddling with captions

Mystery photo July 20: The Devil you say?

Mystery photo July 13: The BoSox Boys

Mystery photo July 6: Reunited...

Mystery photo June 29: This just in ...

Mystery photo June 22: Caught in the act

Mystery photo June 18: What's up with Bobby Cox?

Mystery photo June 8: Kobe Bryant plugged

Mystery photo June 1: Something about Shaq

Mystery photo May 25: Two wild and crazy guys

Mystery photo May 17: Nothing but net

Mystery photo May 11: Tim and Jerry

Mystery photo May 3: Drop 'em

Mystery photo April 27: Great seats, eh?

Mystery photo April 23: Ready, aim ...

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