Cutting through the ...
By Randall Polliard
Special to Page 2

It ain't easy to be a university president or athletic director these days.

One minute, a prospective job candidate is saying all the right things in an interview. The next minute, he's sweet-talking co-eds at the local bar.

Thankfully, Page 2's Illegal Motion cartoon is here to help. Using what we've learned from Mike Price, Larry Eustachy, Jim Harrick and many others, we have developed the Scandal Detector 2003 -- a device capable of deciphering any lie from a coaching candidate.

Check out what this coach is saying ... and then click on the "detect" button to learn what he's really saying:

Randall Polliard is a sports cartoonist for the Seattle Times.


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