What was Brian Griese thinking?
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What was Brian Griese thinking when he drove his truck into the back of a car that was in a funeral procession?

Brian Griese
It has been an "eventful" offseason for Broncos quarterback Brian Griese.
A. "Geez. How many more miles until I get to Golden, Colo.?"

B. "Wow! A funeral procession. You know that show 'Six Feet Under' is one of my favorites -- except I can't understand that wacky Brenda and why Nate didn't leave her sooner. Talk about co-dependent."

C. "And I thought passing out in Terrell Davis' driveway would be my most embarrassing moment of the offseason."

D. "Damn, maybe the media will believe me if I say I fell off the back of my truck while washing it."

E. "I can't quite read that bumper sticker on the car in front of me ... got to get closer ... closer ... closer ..."

F. "... Bam! ... Oh, that sticker says, 'Elway is God.' "




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