|What was People magazine thinking?|
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A. "That's a small price to pay for candid photos of the stars of 'The Cell' and 'Reindeer Games.' "
B. "Whatever. We'll sell the negatives to a jealous P. Diddy for $100,000 and turn a profit."
C. "Whatever. We'll sell the negatives to a jealous Matt Damon for $100,000 and turn a profit."
D. "Goshdarnit, the superimposing machine is broken again. Quick, call the photographers -- we need a real one."
E. "They'll be perfect for the cover of our 50 Most Fuel-Conscious Couples issue."
F. "Big deal. We paid $1 million for Jennifer's wedding pictures, and those were with some nobody named Cris Judd."