|What was Michael Strahan thinking?|
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A. "Like he's ever driven Brett Favre to the turf."
B. "I'm a much slimmer fat ass than Warren, and that gets to him."
C. "Lauren Hutton, Sandra Bernhard, and me. Only the special are gap-toothed."
D. "He said he'd break the record and had what, two sacks? At least I've got close enough that someone can take a dive to get the record."
E. "OK, maybe I'm projecting -- how come he gets to carry the ball?"
F. "Blue and red are so much more flattering than pewter."