|What was Joshua Jackson thinking?|
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A. "I guess in Carolina they guard the empty chairs and C-list stars."
B. "Next week, on a very special episode of 'Dawson's Creek,' Pacey gets placed in general population."
C. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
D. "Nobody criticizes the 'Mighty Ducks' trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!"
E. "I'm a Hollywood celebrity. Some overpriced lawyer will use the fact that I'm above the law to help me beat the rap."
F. "You've got it all wrong. I was merely doing research for my next movie. I play the title character in 'The William Ligue Jr. Story.' "