|What was Michael Jackson thinking?|
Page 2 staff
A lot of strange stuff is happening in the world of music -- and in the sports world, for that matter. So, Page 2 is here once again to try to make sense of all the weirdness with another edition of "What the Heck Are They Thinking?"
What the heck was Michael Jackson thinking when he dangled a baby off the fourth-floor balcony of his Berlin hotel room?
A. "You dangle one baby, have 13 nose jobs, own a bunch of giraffes, alter your skin color, cover your face everywhere you go and suddenly everyone calls you an unfit parent."
B. "One minute you tell me not to touch the children, the next minute you want me to squeeze them tightly. Make up your mind, people!"
C. "You think this traumatic event will send the kid into therapy? I think that ship has already sailed my friends."
D. "Baby dangling is a great way to alleviate those unwanted infant arm wrinkles."
E. "It's not like we're staying on the 12th or 13th floor."
F. "Ich bin ein freak."