|What was Snoop Dogg thinking?|
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A. "What was I smoking when I agreed to do this? No seriously, does anyone remember what I was smoking?"
B. "With so much drama in the pee-wee league, it's kind of hard being Snoop D-O-Double-G, but I, somehow, someway, keep coming up with funky-ass offensive schemes like every single play."
C. "My strength is in teaching the X's and Ho's."
D. "The league doesn't have a substance abuse policy, so taking the job was a no-brainer."
E. "The kids are excited about our new West Coast rap offense."
F. "If you guys play well, everyone gets orange slices and gin and juice after the game."