|What was Roger Clemens thinking?|
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What the heck was Roger Clemens thinking when he found out that Wells had "written" that, if he were Mike Piazza, he would have shoved that bat shard up a place where the sun don't shine?
B. "If Wells were Piazza, he wouldn't have been able to walk the straight line to first base."
C. "And if I were Roger Clemens, I would kick your butt the next time I see you."
D. "It should be 'where the sun doesn't shine.' That's just piss-poor grammar."
E. "It's weird. Nobody likes me. Nobody likes him. And yet we can't find a common ground."
F. "Dave must not be at the 'making amends' stage of his program yet."