Hey there, Eliminator readers -- or what's left of you.
You see, sometimes the numbers get a little out of control. You've seen what's happening on Wall Street.
Well, sometimes the numbers do crazy things, no doubt about it. They do things like tell me to pick a Dodge a Petty Enterprises Dodge but not in 1976. But don't forget that the two "last cars out," Kasey Kahne and Kurt Busch, finished second and third at Charlotte, so I wasn't too far off.
But, Bobby Labonte? Groan. At least he came home with a quality 17th-place finish. It's evidence that I don't pick the drivers ahead of time, but seriously, Bobby Labonte? Why didn't somebody stop me?
Not that I have anything against the guy. I would love to see him get back into Victory Lane -- how about at Martinsville?
(Nice segue; pats self on back)
We're halfway through the Chase, and we're moving into a personal Eliminator favorite, a short-track race, the last one of the season. There's beating, banging and so many turns it makes the spin cycle on my washer look like a joke. I laugh at you washer. Ha!
Enough of this jibber-jabber -- it's time to just eliminate. But, hold on just a second
Trivia break! Five short-track races this season, and five different winners. But what driver has accumulated the most points on the short tracks this season?
Let's look back into the past. All the way back to August. Yeah, Bristol plays a role at Martinsville. In fact, the past 18 even-year winners at Martinsville finished no worse than 18th in their last Bristol race. That instantly trims the list of possibilities to 18.
Here's a streak that just keeps on keeping on. The past 10 Sprint Cup winners this year have all finished in the top 13 in that race last season. We look back one year ago to take out another eight drivers, leaving an even 10.
Instead of a short track, let's look at a flat track. Phoenix is flatter than year-old soda. It's flatter than a cracker that's been steamrolled. How are these analogies working out for you? Anyway, the past five fall Martinsville winners all finished among the top dozen in the last Phoenix race. That takes out another five, including Chasers Gordon, Stewart, Kenseth and Harvick. A mere five are left.
But, as clichéd and Yogi Berra-ish as it sounds, you have to be good at Martinsville to run well at Martinsville. The past six Martinsville winners finished in the top six in the last Martinsville race. That will finish us off, because that takes out Edwards, Biffle, Bowyer and Kyle Busch.
And who does that leave? Here's a hint
Pick up on that subtle hint? The Eliminator likes Denny Hamlin to sweep this year at Martinsville. Should make him feel better after that Talladega hit. Remember, the numbers don't lie.
The past 18 Martinsville winners in even years finished in the top 18 in the last Bristol race. (27 drivers eliminated, 18 remaining)
Drivers eliminated: AJ Allmendinger,
Sam Hornish Jr.,
Juan Pablo Montoya,
Martin Truex Jr.,
The past 10 Sprint Cup winners finished 13th or better in that race last season. (Eight drivers eliminated, 10 remaining)
Drivers eliminated: Aric Almirola,
Dale Earnhardt Jr.,
The past five fall Martinsville winners finished in the top 12 in the last Phoenix race. (Five drivers eliminated, five remaining)
Drivers eliminated: Jeff Gordon,
The past six Martinsville winners finished in the top six in the last Martinsville race. (Four drivers eliminated, one remaining)
Drivers eliminated: Greg Biffle,
And your winner is: Denny Hamlin.
Matt Willis is a studio researcher at ESPN.