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In his 20 NBA seasons, Kobe Bryant has faced a number of brilliant players: vets near the end of their careers, such as Karl Malone and John Stockton; fellow stars who entered the league around his time, such as Tim Duncan and Kevin Garnett; newer standouts such as Dwyane Wade and Stephen Curry.
None of those made his top five "toughest players to face" list. As relayed by our own Baxter Holmes, here it is:
Top five players Kobe says he has faced: Olajuwon, MJ, Kevin Durant, LeBron James, Clyde Drexler. Adds that it's hard to pick just five.— Baxter Holmes (@BaxterHolmes) December 21, 2015
Michael Jordan? No surprise. LeBron James? Not really either. Kevin Durant? When he's healthy, he's electric. And Hakeem Olajuwon? There's a reason they call him The Dream. The biggest surprise, perhaps, is Clyde Drexler -- but no one is about to claim he wasn't great.
The key point is the second thing Bryant told Holmes: It is hard to choose a top five from 1996 to 2015.
Rejoice, the return of the NBA is upon us! It seems like only yesterday the Golden State Warriors captured their first NBA title in 40 years.
Scenes of Stephen Curry jubilantly hoisting the Larry O'Brien Trophy after a dejected LeBron James left the court are still ingrained in the minds of hoops fans everywhere.
While that might have been the end of the on-court action, it was just the beginning of a long summer of off-the-court entertainment courtesy of our favorite NBA stars.
These antics are worth revisiting:
1. Emoji Wars
The battle to keep/acquire DeAndre Jordan escalated quickly. In one of the stranger stories of the offseason, the involved parties turned to emojis to convey their opposing messages. But the real kicker was when Paul Pierce chimed in ... by tweeting a picture of a rocket emoji, because The Truth does what he wants -- or still has a flip-phone.
2. LeBron, Melo, DWade and CP3's bromantic vacation
The banana boat picture seen 'round the world. While no picture can quite compare to the one snapped of some of The Association's biggest names aboard a banana boat while on vacation, this one of them sipping some vino shouldn't be overlooked:
3. The Currys
Steph who? Yeah, this family gets its own section. The MVP was outshined by his daughter at every turn. Which says a lot considering Steph hit the golf course with President Obama. From gracing us with her rendition of the "Whip/Nae Nae" on her third birthday, to teaching Jeremy Lin how to break it down, Riley Curry's offseason was as strong as her postgame news conferences.
4. James Harden celebrates his birthday with the Kardashians
The Beard, rumored to be dating Khloe Kardashian at the time, spent his 26th birthday aboard a yacht flanked by members of the Kardashian clan, complete with fireworks. Why does this matter? Because of this picture of the Houston Rockets star photobombing Kanye West, who doesn't exactly appear to be bringing the energy:
Rager!!!! <‰<ˆ<Š<‚ pic.twitter.com/cYpPz6S43S— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 26, 2015
5. Taylor Swiftmania
Oh, she's not an NBA player? Irrelevant. Tay Tay got support from some of the biggest names in the game this summer, showing that tough and "Swiftie" aren't mutually exclusive. Not only did Kobe Bryant present her with her own banner at the Staples Center ...
6. Shaquille O'Neal and Scottie Pippen Instagram feud
What happens when NBA greats start dabbling in hypotheticals on Instagram? A full-fledged social media beef, that's what. Scottie Pippen and Shaq didn't hold back in their attack on one another. Complete with Photoshop edits like this one:
7. The player formerly known as Swaggy P
We don't know what to make of it. Is Nick Young abandoning the rules of "swagdom" for good? First, he caught our attention by getting Tupac Shakur's face tattooed on his arm that he had previously proclaimed was "strictly for buckets" ... and then this happened:
Nick Young: "I'm Nicholas this season. Call me Nicholas from now on."— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) September 28, 2015
8. Michael Jordan gets trolled by camper with "What are those?!" Internet meme
If you are going to step to the GOAT -- why would one ever venture to do such a foolish thing? -- prepare to get served. That's exactly what happened when a young, exuberant camper decided to come at Jordan by inquiring: "What are thossssseeee?" The question, meant to humiliate someone for their ugly footwear, left MJ confused at first. Hey, he's 52 years old and probably doesn't spend a lot of time with childish Internet memes. But then he responded with a cool and collected rebuttal: "These are Jordan XX9 lows." Next ...
9. New York Knicks rookie Kristaps Porzingis sings some Chamillionaire
Oh Kristaps, what a guy. We don't care that Porzingis hasn't played a minute in the NBA yet, we are inclined to say he is clearly the answer to all the New York Knicks' problems.
10. @BDotAdot5 does spot-on NBA star impersonations
With the offseason came former Reno Bighorns (NBA D-League) player Brandon Armstrong's impersonations. Even players he mocked couldn't deny how accurate they were.
NOV. 1 UPDATE: Through three games, Harden is shooting 22.2 percent from the field and 9.4 percent from 3-point range, and his Rockets are 0-3 with each loss coming by 20 points.
Lil B acknowledged this after just Game 2:
Yall see how James harden is playing because he won't acknowledge he does the lil b cooking dance sports celebration. Sad , cursed - Lil B— Lil B THE BASEDGOD (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) October 31, 2015
The curse ... is real?
ORIGINAL POST: Just when you thought it was safe ... he's back.
The start of the NBA season is mere days away. So it's only right that Lil B (a.k.a The Based God) would resurface with a good old-fashioned curse on his favorite target, James Harden.
What could The Beard possibly have done to aggravate Lil B before the regular-season action even gets underway?
Stop me if you've heard this one before: COOKING. Yep, it appears as if the Houston Rockets star still refuses to acknowledge Lil B as the creator of the "cooking dance," and thus the rapper was not amused when Harden posted this picture to Instagram:
Lil B expressed his displeasure over the matter to TMZ:
"The Curse is officially back active. It's disgusting. ... He's still in denial. ... He will pay for the blatant disrespect and no honor to the originator. All he has to do is show love."
Tell 'em why you mad, Lil B.
So, now that Harden has officially been put on notice (again), the question remains: will The Beard ever "show love" to The Based God?
Stay tuned. We have a feeling this won't be the last time we hear from the all-powerful rapper this season. ...
In case you hadn't noticed, the Anthony Davis era is here.
Sure, the 22-year-old New Orleans Pelicans big man already has made an All-NBA first team and two All-Star rosters. But 2015-16 likely will be the season Davis becomes widely considered one of the best, if not the best, player in the league.
Q: If you were starting a franchise today and could sign any player in the NBA, who would it be?
A: Anthony Davis (86.2%), LeBron James (6.9%), Kevin Durant (6.9%)
Before last season, LeBron received 50 percent of the vote, with Davis and Durant sitting at 25 percent apiece. The year before? LeBron got 89.7 percent, Durant 6.9 and James' now-Cleveland Cavaliers teammate Kyrie Irving 3.4.
Now, this doesn't mean GMs would pick Davis over everyone to win a game tomorrow; Davis' age (eight years younger than LeBron, five years younger than Durant) makes a big difference. But it says a lot about how people around the league view Davis, and what he might become -- very soon.
Recently we brought you the top 10 players, as rated by the latest "NBA 2K" game.
The ratings for "NBA Live 16" also are here -- and they're quite a bit different.
Here's the top 10 (and ties):
1. LeBron James (97)
2. Kevin Durant (96)
T-3. Anthony Davis (95)
T-3. Marc Gasol (95)
T-3. Blake Griffin (95)
T-3. James Harden (95)
T-3. Chris Paul (95)
T-8. LaMarcus Aldridge (94)
T-8. DeMarcus Cousins (94)
T-8. Stephen Curry (94)
T-8. Russell Westbrook (94)
That's right: LeBron James (no surprise) is No. 1, 2014 NBA MVP Kevin Durant is No. 2, and a handful of talented stars across positions come in tied for third.
Meanwhile, the reigning NBA MVP is tied for eighth -- definitely an eye-opening number for a player many consider the best in the league. Then again, perhaps "NBA Live" is drawing upon more than just last season for its ratings; few before 2014-15 had Curry in that top-player-overall conversation.