David Stern's 30-year career as NBA commissioner will end Saturday. The 71-year-old helped the league to unprecedented revenues, global exposure and the expansion to 30 teams. His farewell tour made a stop at the Ed Sullivan Theater on Wednesday night, where he delivered the Top 10 list on CBS' "Late Show With David Letterman." Now, we know the list was written by some team of Letterman writers in a back room, but we're going to try to forget that and imagine Stern came up with his own list after collecting the latest, and likely last, fine check from Mark Cuban. Which lines were the best? Watch the video and click on the phrases below to rank them!

Rank: David Stern's Top 10 list

Dr. J

Swish sound

Stuck ball

International diplomacy

Bar mitzhvah'd

Bad motion picture

Lowest-paid mascot

Moisten needle

Short, un-athletic kids

Sneaker squeaks

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