Predicting the outcome of any football game is difficult, but Buffett the Manatee is making a mockery of football analysis and of evolution by putting up results that would be the envy of any gambler. Buffett, who lives at Mote Marine Laboratory in Florida, has successfully picked the past six Super Bowl champions. He makes his picks by gently nudging a placard attached to a pole featuring the helmets of both teams. He's up against some stiff competition this year; though Buffett picked the Broncos, Eli, an ape at the Hogle Zoo in Utah with a similar six-Super Bowl winning streak, picked the Seahawks. At least one of these supposedly-psychic animals will be revealed as a monstrous fraud once the game ends. We're just glad we're not relying on that awful octopus to pick a winner this time around. Octopi have beaks like parrots and are pure evil.

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