Bieber Sign@commandsignNo, seriously. You guys can totally keep him. Really, it's no big deal. We insist.

As if the stakes weren't high enough at the USA-Canada men's hockey semifinal matchup today, an Illinois company has thrown down the gauntlet. Command Transportation, a freight broker in Skokie, proposed that Justin Bieber should be the prize -- the prize for the loser, that is. Far be it from us to give advice on political relations between otherwise-friendly neighbors, but the Bieber situation is perilous enough as is. We don't want a repeat of the Great Alanis Morissette Conflict of the late 90s.

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