Look, we're not great athletes. That's why we're writing instead of competing.

But we -- meaning you, us, everyone -- surely could throw a better first pitch than the one tossed by rapper/business mogul Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson at the New York Mets' home game against the Pittsburgh Pirates on Tuesday night. Right?

Just ... watch.

Here's a pitch-by-pitch breakdown of 50's night:

... and some expert analysis from the Los Angeles Lakers' Nick Young, who had his own mound misadventure earlier this season:

Lastly, if you're dying to know how 50 Cent's amazingly awful toss stacks up to other first pitch fails, check out this compilation.

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