Welcome to LeBron James Free Agent Frenzy 2.0. Yes, the two-time NBA champion and four-time league MVP has opted out of his contract with the Miami Heat, making him available to effectively everyone.
Naturally, everyone is interested. And we don't just mean NBA teams.
Sure, fans of all Association teams are dreaming of LeBron in their colors ...
Mad Libs: LeBron taking his talents to (insert city name). pic.twitter.com/jRUJnAKS0A— Jeff D Lowe (@JeffDLowe) June 24, 2014
... but some interesting proposals hit the Internet from all sorts of teams and institutions.
Naturally, the former football player generated some NFL interest:
Meanwhile, some hockey teams also expressed interest (extra points to the Blue Jackets for the subtlety of their pitch).
.@KingJames follow for DM— NHL Blue Jackets (@BlueJacketsNHL) June 24, 2014
Also vying for LeBron's services: the Denver Outlaws of Major League Lacrosse, the United States' rugby sevens team and perhaps the most popular unit in all of America right now:
Let's not forget the Brazos Valley Bombers, a summer collegiate baseball team that -- wait. We don't remember including your team in our SportsNation poll!
Finally, Major League Soccer showed an undeniable appreciation for King James -- but not the one you're thinking of. That would be James Rodriguez, aka James, a Colombian midfielder who has sparked his side to three straight wins in the 2014 World Cup.