There is nothing more adorable on this planet than a vicious, killer, man-eating animal that happens to be a baby. Baby bears, baby wolves, baby ... well, maybe not baby scorpions, but you get the idea. The Blue Jays found this out firsthand Tuesday, as pitcher Mark Buehrle brought the animals to their clubhouse after he met the owner of a zoo:
Need to hang out with this little guy from now on whenever I pitch pic.twitter.com/eAthTXKMVy— Drew Hutchison (@1DrewHutch) September 11, 2014
After meeting the tiger and lion cubs and probably making all sorts of embarrassing but totally understandable cutesy voices at them, the Blue Jays went out and demolished the Cubs 11-1, with starting pitcher Drew Hutchison striking out 10. We are totally not envious at all. The preceding sentence was a humongous lie.