TAMPA, Fla. -- I worked SportsCenter last night (after a day of radio, no less -- it never stops). After the show, I went to a place called the Big City Diner.
Just minding my own business, quietly chuckling at the memory of my favorite scenes from "Meet the Parents." Anyway, this woman comes up to me and says, "Are you Dan Lampley?"
"Who?" I shot back.
"Dan Lampley. You chased me around a pool 15 years ago. Dan Lampley. You remember. The red bikini."
"I am not Dan Lampley," I said. "But I do have a question."
"Did I catch you?"