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MondayNightFootball.com
On Sept. 25, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Colts' 43-14 Monday night win over the Jaguars.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
"Hey, I'm excited for halftime. We've got a midget league football game coming up. I think one of the teams is the Bengals."
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No. 2
"If you've got two guys and a girl, you don't need snacks."
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No. 3
"Speaking of baseball, Australia's so far ahead of us with this Olympic thing. I think we should call down there and ask our friend Bob Costas who wins this game."
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No. 4
"Tarik Glenn squats 600 pounds - I have no idea what that means, I just like to say it."
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No. 5
"I went over to the Indy 500 Experience just to soak up some of the local color. For $7.50, they have an animatron of A.J. Foyt smacking you upside the head."
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No. 6
"Smeenge is like a word Jerry Lewis would use on the 24th hour of a telethon - SMEEN-GE!!"
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No. 7
"We got (defensive coordinators) Vic Fangio versus Dom Capers tonight. I feel like I'm reading a Mario Puzo novel."
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No. 8
"We've got Jim Mora, the fittest 65 year-old in the world, not to mention the guy who stole Burt Bacharach's hair."
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No. 9
Referring to the unusual length of former Cowboys and Rams tight end Billy Truax's neck: "He made Merton Hanks look like Quasimodo."
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No. 10
"Well, as most good stories do, they end with a Cota."
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