What should we insure around AFC East?

In case you missed it, Head & Shoulders announced Monday it has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu's hair.

That got me thinking about some offbeat items to insure in the AFC East.

Tom Brady's cleft?

LaDainian Tomlinson's remaining burst?

Marshawn Lynch's grill?

Bill Belichick's hoodies?

Rex Ryan's throat?

Channing Crowder's sarcasm?

Jason Taylor's sequins?

Richie Incognito's breakables?

Trent Edwards' psyche?

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