LOS ANGELES -- This video sums up Wednesday's media access pretty well.

Ron Artest starts off answering some serious basketball questions, then throws in a joke about feeling like President Obama with a podium in front of him -- "They should put the White House logo behind me," joked Artest. Then the wheels fall off when a "reporter" (Guillermo, the parking lot security guard on Jimmy Kimmel Live!) asks Artest if he'd like to go see the movie, "Sex and the City 2" with him.

Just scrub to the 0:59 mark of the video to watch the train wreck occur. This is about as close to the spectacle of Media Day at the Super Bowl as the NBA gets.