IRVING, Texas -- The Valley Ranch press conference Thursday night ended with an all-time classic Jerryism.

Leave it to Jerry to unintentionally crack up a packed room by comparing a first-round pick to a president.

"We had a president that couldn’t get there on time a lot, Bill Clinton," Jerry said, addressing Dez Bryant's punctuality problems in bizarre fashion. "Seriously.

"But boy, when he got there, he brought the wood."

Make of the last line what you will. We were laughing too hard to fire off any follow-up questions.