No chance, right?
Yes, the Packers were missing their top three receivers -- Adams and Lazard on the COVID-19 list and Valdes-Scantling not quite ready to return from a hamstring injury. That was in addition to the three Pro Bowlers -- left tackle David Bakhtiari, outside linebacker Za'Darius Smith and cornerback Jaire Alexander -- who were never going to play on Thursday.
But all the Packers thought about was who they had.
And it was enough for a 24-21 victory that handed the Cardinals their first loss of the season and left the NFL without an unbeaten team. Both teams walked out with 7-1 records.
And the guy who clinched it for the Packers wasn’t even on their team until 22 days ago. Cornerback Rasul Douglas, who was on the roster because of injuries to Alexander and Kevin King, picked off a Kyler Murray pass in the end zone on a throw from the Packers’ 5-yard line.
"This is why I love this squad," Aaron Rodgers said on the Fox broadcast after the game. "The guy who made the pick was with them for four weeks [the Packers signed Douglas off the Cardinals' practice squad]. He was on the street, we brought him in, he’s starting for us. He’s a great dude, and he’s really meshed well with our team, and to come up with a play like that with 15 seconds left is incredible."
Coach Matt LaFleur put Rodgers in a run-the-clock mode, and while it left Rodgers with an uncharacteristic stat line -- just 184 yards passing -- the Packers were content to win a little ugly, or at least uglier than they’re used to.
"We ran the ball well, we knew we could," Rodgers said. "It was tough in the passing game at times, but [Randall] Cobb came up with a couple big touchdown catches."
Despite the key players who couldn't play Thursday, the Packers still had plenty going for them:
Cobb, who has caught 71% of his targets from Rodgers in his career (Rodgers' highest to any receiver with at least 60 attempts), had his second multi-touchdown game of the season. Before his return to Green Bay this year, he had not scored twice in a game since 2015.
AJ Dillon, who averaged 2.37 yards per rush after contact the past two seasons (sixth best among players with 90 rushes, according to research by ESPN Stats & Information), rushed for 78 yards.
Aaron Jones, one of two players with 1,500 yards rushing and 500 yards receiving since the start of the 2020 season, caught seven passes for 51 yards. And he and Dillon combined for 72 yards after contact on Thursday.
Robert Tonyan, who has 13 touchdown catches over the past two seasons (second most among all tight ends), hauled in a 33-yard catch to set up Cobb’s second touchdown.
And of course, Rodgers, whose steady hand proved more important than any single play, kept his passes short, averaging 4.8 air yards per attempt, which was the third lowest of his career. And he was getting rid of the ball quickly, averaging 2.25 seconds from snap to release, which was his quickest time since Week 2 of 2016.
In a game perhaps only an offensive lineman could love, the Packers rushed 34 times for 151 yards.
The only offensive issues came near the goal line, when they failed to get in from the 1-yard line in the final minutes, which allowed the Cardinals to drive all the way down before Douglas played the hero.
"This is a scrappy team," Rodgers said. "This is a tough, physical, gritty team. I’m so proud of our guys. I’m so proud of our line.
"I love this football team. I’m having so much fun with these guys."