Smoke 'em if you got 'em

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Rejected "Lost" scripts: Smoke-monster attacks Chavez Ravine.We should all be relieved that no one appears to have been harmed by the storage-area fire in the vicinity of the Dodger Stadium right field reserved level, but all the jokes people were able to make – "Something's on fire, but it isn't Dodger bats," "McCourt's burning the place down for the insurance money," "Sure won't be a problem finding empty seats for the fans to move to" - just tended to depress me. There's too much to make fun of. The feckless 6-1 loss to the Marlins didn't help.