Ron Artest arrived at Lakers practice Monday afternoon with shorn-yet-still-colorful head. Lesson one, kids: Purple dye doesn't just wash right out.
While I certainly appreciate Artest's follicular whimsy, I have to admit, as a bald man there are times I find his cavalier attitude towards his hair a little offensive. "Look what I can do! Whatever, it's just hair. It'll grow back."
Not forever, Ron. Not forever.