Dan Graziano's MVP Watch

With apologies to Felix Bernard:

Peyton cruised ... in cold weather.

Drew beat Cam ... altogether.

And how 'bout LeSean?

You blink and he's gone.

It's an MVP Watch Wonderland.

Tom lost Gronk, who's the muscle.

San Fran got back at Russell.

The snow in his grill

Obscured Calvin's skill

It's an MVP Watch Wonderland.

As for defense, here are two linebackers

For whom big-time plays are quite routine.

Karlos scores a touchdown every week now,

And Vontaze is a tackling machine.

Jamaal sure drove the Chiefs' bus

Past the Redskins' fresh circus.

Sunday's bonanzas

Inspired these stanzas

It's an MVP Watch Wonderland.