This week's #cashtag on Twitter was #ToPlayAugustaIWould ...
Apparently, you people would do a lot of sketchy things to yourself to play Augusta National, home of the Masters. Many of them were unprintable and also un-doable. You were cutting off body parts that I'm not sure exist.
Anyway, Randy Wilson (@uncrandy) is the winner of $7.93 (equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich meal at Denny's). Randy, my wife will send you a check, which actually do still exist.
THE WINNER OF A CHEESE SANDWICH
#ToPlayAugustaIWould ... Play the round with 3 women members .................oh wait.
-- Randy Wilson @uncrandy
NEARLY THE WINNERS OF CHEESE SANDWICHES
... Ride on a motorcycle with bobby petrino
-- kyle amy @kja5073
... swim in a kiddie pool of John Daly's sweat
-- BlouWaffle @BlouWaffle
...Escort lebron james through the streets of Cleveland, with art modell
-- cmaiden07 @cmaiden07
...give Craig Stadler a sponge bath
-- oneofmanymikes @oneofmanymikes
... tell Mike Tyson his tattoo is ugly
-- justinhackman @justinhackman
... become one of the top 50 golfers in the PGA. It's a little unconventional, but it just might work.
-- ryanrichter8 @ryanrichter8
STILL PRETTY GOUDA
...let Charles Barkley give me pointers
-- wmiller1245 @wmiller1245
... run naked across the 18th hole.
-- ilovesports7 @ilovesports7
... reject Kate Upton.
-- NSF_Alex @NSF_Alex
... be the pool cleaner for the Jersey Shore hot tub
-- Brad Watson @watty14
... answer all of your hate mail for a month.
-- Chris Yates @The_ChrisYates
... trade hairlines with Lebron
-- whatsthatsmELLE @whatsthatsmELLE
... watch a game of catch between sanchez and tebow
-- mulroy23 @mulroy23
... get a foot massage from rex ryan
-- BrettDietrich @BrettDietrich
... let Tiger treat me like the 9-iron he just kicked on the 16th tee at Augusta.
-- bardel @bardel
... challenge Jessica Simpson 2 an all u can eat buffet battle
-- Paytodd1 @Paytodd1
... Wear a pink suit on national television.
-- will lane @willlaneII