One can only hope that the reunion of Nick Saban and Lane Kiffin at midfield in Oxford, Mississippi, on Saturday is miked up.
Surely cameras will cover the event, both in still frame and moving picture, but we need the audio to truly capture the latest chapter of what has been one of the most unexpected and entertaining relationships in college football.
Ever since Kiffin visited Tuscaloosa, Alabama, in December 2013 for what was described then as a "professional development" trip, the two coaches have been linked in countless headlines. First, Saban surprised the world by hiring Kiffin as his offensive coordinator at Alabama, and then we were off to the races with nearly as much drama as there was success.
With that in mind, we decided to highlight a few pages in the scrapbook for college football's favorite odd couple.
Who can forget Saban going ballistic on Kiffin in 2016? With less than a minute remaining and Alabama holding a 35-point advantage over Western Kentucky, Saban didn't appreciate a questionable playcall by Kiffin, which resulted in a fumble that ultimately led to a touchdown.
With cameras covering the whole thing, Saban screamed at Kiffin on the sideline, gesturing wildly.
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Afterward, Saban was asked what the argument was about.
"There are no arguments," he said. "Those are called ass-chewings."
A few years later, when it was Brian Daboll's turn in the hot seat, Kiffin made sure to remind everyone what the role of Saban's offensive coordinator entails.
So u wanted to be the OC for coach Saban. "Those are called ass chewings son! U are to sit there and say yes sir u are right. 😂 @finebaum @espn @SECcountry Don't come to #thefaU 🤦♂️ https://t.co/bJO38OelCv— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) January 2, 2018
Hold the bus
Timeliness was not one of Kiffin's strong suits.
In 2016, after Alabama beat Clemson to win the CFP National Championship, the Crimson Tide were preparing to leave the stadium in Glendale, Arizona, as Kiffin chatted with reporters. Kiffin tried to stop the bus, but it left anyway.
"First, I get fired on the tarmac," Kiffin said at the time, referring to his departure as head coach at USC, "and now I get left behind at the national championship."
Fast-forward a year and it happened again, only this time in Atlanta. The pre-Peach Bowl media session had ended, but the chatty Kiffin kept on talking with reporters. And, again, the buses left the stadium without him.
When you're at Alabama, you're operating on Saban's time, and Kiffin never really got the hang of that.
An unexpected exit
About a week after Kiffin missed the bus in Atlanta, he was told he'd no longer be part of the Tide's traveling party.
In one of the truly stunning moves ever executed prior to a national championship game, Saban made the decision -- the words "mutually agreed" were part of the statement -- to speed up Kiffin's departure for Florida Atlantic, where he already had agreed to become the Owls' head coach.
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Trevor Matich says by replacing Lane Kiffin as offensive coordinator, Nick Saban is saying that Kiffin would be an impediment to winning a title and it is better to accept this distraction than to keep him around.
Sources told ESPN that Kiffin had been late to meetings -- not just the bus -- and the relationship between the two had become strained as a result.
Remember those so-called "ass-chewings"? Apparently, Kiffin's comments a week earlier that he couldn't recall any fond memories from working at Alabama didn't go over well internally, as Kiffin told reporters, "I don't think fun is a word used around our program much."
Steve Sarkisian was installed as offensive coordinator, and Alabama blew a 10-point, fourth-quarter lead to lose to Clemson in the title game.
There were plenty of nontraditional storylines to track during Kiffin's tenure at Alabama, but let's not lose sight of the impact he had on the program by bringing the offense into the 21st century. Saban wanted to transition to the spread and run a more up-tempo offense, and bringing in Kiffin provided all that and more.
The old "three yards and a cloud of dust" was officially retired the minute Kiffin set foot on campus. He'd draw up plays in the dirt on the sideline -- plays the Tide hadn't practiced before -- and they'd work. From 2014 to 2016, Alabama would average 36.9 points and 455 yards per game.
Saban praises Kiffin's growth and experience
In an interview from 2014, Alabama coach Nick Saban details Lane Kiffin's growth over the years and says Kiffin is a perfect fit for the Crimson Tide.
Kiffin helped turned a quarterback many people had given up on, Blake Sims, into the school record holder for passing yards in a season (3,487). And in doing so, he helped Amari Cooper set a school record for receptions (124), receiving yards (1,727) and touchdown catches (16).
The very next season, Kiffin flipped the script and fed running back Derrick Henry to the tune of a school record 2,219 yards rushing and Alabama's second Heisman Trophy.
Under Kiffin's watch, Jalen Hurts became the first true freshman to win SEC Offensive Player of the Year since Herschel Walker, and Kiffin played a prominent role in the recruitment of both Tua Tagovailoa and Mac Jones.
Still throwing shade
The Saban-Kiffin relationship now takes place from afar. Time and time again, Kiffin has said how much he appreciated the opportunity Saban gave him and how much he learned from him.
In 2017, Kiffin told ESPN he still texts Saban. But because Saban is Saban, he doesn't respond. In fact, Saban doesn't respond to anyone's texts.
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At least Saban sees those messages, though. The jabs Kiffin throws at his old boss on Twitter and in media interviews might not reach Saban's desk, and we can only guess at what his reaction would be.
But the rest of the world gets to enjoy Lane being Lane. Like when he told ESPN's Dan Le Batard that he was happy maybe 14 days out of the year when he worked at Alabama. Or how he said of those sideline tirades, "Somebody used to joke that [Saban] gets a memo in the fourth quarter that TV cameras showed me more than him, so he would make sure he ripped me to humble me."
On Twitter, Kiffin is relentless. He has gotten some serious mileage out of Saban's chastising the media in 2017, saying, "All that stuff you write about how good we are? All that stuff they hear on ESPN? It's like poison. Like rat poison."
Less than two weeks after Saban's initial comment, Kiffin was using the invented phrase.
And a month after that, Kiffin was asking, "can u rat poison urself?"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Can u rat poison urself? https://t.co/ABtCCn0dwB— Lane Kiffin (@Lane_Kiffin) November 28, 2017
He has used the term "rat poison" to troll Saban so many times, it's hard to keep track. Just two months ago, Kiffin returned to that old saw in an interview with Paul Finebaum because, well, why not?
"Can you please stop predicting that we're going to beat Coach Saban for the first time ever as a former assistant coach? That's rat poison, Paul."@Lane_Kiffin takes a parting shot at @finebaum 😂 pic.twitter.com/FRrDGLRHV7— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) August 20, 2020