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I wanted to ask Rodney Harrison, "Rodney, I talked to Freddie Mitchell this morning and he said that you run like a girl . . . any comments?" You know, just to get him fired up more than he already is. But he's scary-looking in person. You don't want to mess with Rodney.

This "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" trend has really gotten out of hand.

That's a photo of Paul's press pass. During Media Day, everyone walks around sneaking peeks at everyone else's press pass, just to see who's who. It's almost as seedy as someone sneaking a peek to their right at the urinal of a men's bathroom, only not as incriminating if you get caught.

But seriously ... should anyone be THAT happy to be interviewing Kevin Kasper?

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