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One of my favorite moments: The Fridge interrupting everyone's serious line of questions for Corey Dillon with an intentionally inane question. Look at the body language of the other reporters -- they openly seethe when this happens. You only have an hour to ask questions during Media Day.

See, I wasn't kidding. They count the session down from 60 minutes. It's a race against the clock, only nobody is moving that fast because everyone's full from having three plates of scrambled eggs.

Things you see at Media Day: A guy in a Robin Hood cape asking unfunny questions for Nickelodeon. Right around this point, I started losing the will to live.

Look how much taller Chris Berman is than everyone else. He's like 6-foot-5. Big dude. He's in the middle there.

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