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What the heck was Anna Benson, wife of Mets' pitcher Kris Benson, thinking when she told Howard Stern that she will sleep with everyone on the Mets if she catches her husband cheating on her? ("I told him, cheat on me all you want," she said. "If you get caught, I'm going to [sleep with] everybody on your entire team -- coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team.")

Anna Benson
"Hey, Kris. Piazza has some girls he'd like you to meet."

A. "I mean, have you seen the size of Mr. Met's ... feet?"

B. "I wonder why the other players' wives don't like me very much ... "

C. "I just hope they don't sign Pedro, because I am NOT touching his little friend."

D. "The Mets just signed my husband, a career 47-53 pitcher who's never had an ERA under 4, to a $22.5 million contract. I should sleep with everybody on the team."

E. "Wait. They finally got rid of John Franco, right?"

F. "The Mets don't have any girl players, do they? No? Damn!"