Kimbo Slice, MMA
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Alex LaRoche: A+. Of any of the MMA's world of men, I would be honored if Kimbo would punch me in the mouth and then hold me as I weep.
Jack Passion: A. One problem with grooming a beard too much is that you end up harnessing it. Nothing is more disgusting than a weak, bottled up, "husband beard." Kimbo Slice demonstrates MASTERY of the fine line between grooming and ruining a beard. Perfect.
Miletus Callehan: A+. Before Harden, before Wilson, there was Kimbo. I have watched too many YouTube backyard fights not to respect this beard. Let it be known, Kimbo's beard will eat your beard and your children's beards.