'Whisker Wars' Rates Athlete Beards

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Mike Beltran, MMA Referee

Photograph By Mark J. Rebilas/US Presswire

Alex LaRoche: A. You better work hard and get your hands off the cage or this dude will wool your ass.

Jack Passion: A. Again, a great example of matching facial hair to your face. Perfect style for MMA, too. Probably my favorite look on this list. Bravo.

Miletus Callehan: A+. Mike Beltran is that terrifying best friend of your uncle who runs an import/export business out of a border town in Texas. I will say here right now that Beltran has created a new facial hairstyle, and it is called ASS KICKER!