Athletes! They're just like you and me, save for a combination of superhuman focus and physical talent that enables them to do things like hit 100 mph fastballs or dunk on 10-foot rims. Gilbert Arenas hasn't played in the NBA since the 2011-12 season, but if this photo is to be believed, he's still a thousand times better at basketball than the rest of us:
If this is true, I don't blame the carnival staff in the slightest for cutting him off. There are only so many gigantic stuffed animals in the world, you know. Wouldn't want a shortage.
UPDATE: It appears Arenas has not been banned for life.
OC Fair tells @ABC7JulieSone that Gilbert Arenas hit the daily max prize limit of 15 on the basketball games, can come back another day.— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) July 27, 2015