Ronda Rousey's fights are so short that they can reliably be reduced to GIFs, or Vines, or avant-garde entries into five-second film festivals. Olympic hurdler and bobsledder Lolo Jones joked that she'd found a way to make a fight against Rousey last at least a full minute -- without having to experience multiple dislocated limbs:
How much are these chicks paid to get knocked out in seconds? I cant fight but I'll prolong it and run circles for least a minute #UFC190— Lolo Jones (@lolojones) August 2, 2015
Now, let's be clear -- this is rather obviously Lolo making a joke. She doesn't actually think she'd last a full minute against Ronda Rousey. The actual advice, though? To run as fast as possible away from a person who by all appearances is an unstoppable human Terminator, a revenant sent to Earth to exact vengeance on the living for offenses yet undiscovered, a woman who is simply better than anyone else at breaking limbs and faces?
That's a solid plan.
Incidentally, she also has a realistic assessment of her post-fight future: