Little Mac Knocks Mike Tyson Off His Hoverboard

Confession time: I never beat Mike Tyson in "Punch-Out!!" People claim to have done so, but those people are not to be trusted -- it is the only thing more difficult than that one "Battletoads" level with the speeder-bikes.

We know that Iron Mike's one weakness is hoverboards, as evidenced by this painful-looking video. For those of us who spent hours trying and failing to dodge Tyson's uppercut -- and that would be everyone, as no one has ever beaten video game Mike Tyson -- one brave soul decided to edit the video like so:

There it is. The only video of Little Mac beating Mike Tyson in existence. All other videos are definitely not real.