HS linebacker literally bathes in recruiting letters

At first glance, one might look at this tweet from top high school linebacker Quart'e Sapp and label it a boastful gesture:

But Sapp, of Milton (Ga.) High School, clarified to ESPN that his message is about "the overwhelming stress of the recruiting process" rather than the number of schools interested in him. He added that it's the first big decision of his life. For that, we wish him luck.

For the tweet? We thank him for making us laugh and remind him that candles on the edge of bathtubs full of letters are never a good idea.