SUPERHEROES WITH "MAD ILL" DUNKS? SEEMS HARD TO ARGUE WITH SUPERMAN.
There's one thing you should be concerning yourself with as the weekend draws near: the release of previously-thought-to-be-completely-unfilmable Watchmen, with (for some reason) Malin Akerman (yep, the girl from 27 Dresses) and Billy Crudup (yep, the guy who bagged Mary-Louise Parker) in leading roles. Should be either (a) fun or (b) a complete disaster. The other cool thing of recent note? James White, the most supreme dunker of 'em all (witness), has a 10-day deal with the Rockets. We decided to combine these ideas: what superheroes would be sick dunkers? Is this a lame concept? Yes, somewhat. (Tear us apart in the comments!) We don't do much all day 'cept read this page. Here we go, yo.