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Safe at the Superdome
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NEW ORLEANS -- Late Monday night I walked the perimeter of the deserted Superdome. There was an eerie golden glow from a full moon, and a soupy fog had engulfed the structure, mixing with the stadium’s spotlights to give the place an almost underwater feel.

I was also taken aback by the irony of how the eight-foot chain-link fences and concrete barricades that now circle the stadium (twice) are all draped in red, white and blue bunting -- the symbols of freedom, restraint and protection blending into a single image that, sadly, seems to define our times.

But what hit me the hardest as I circled the building and chatted up the security guards and peeked inside to see the multi-colored seats was that, right now, this place is the prime terrorist target in the entire world.

Yet I felt completely safe.

Maybe I’m naïve, but the sheer magnitude of the security effort that has been going on here for months is more than enough to put my mind at ease. Since the game was designated a National Security Special Event by the White House (the first sporting event to receive such a distinction) $6 million has been spent organizing and preparing thousands of law enforcement officials, including the Secret Service, FBI, SWAT teams, the Department of Defense, the Coast Guard, the National Guard and counterterrorism experts from FEMA.

"I’m a worrywart," admitted NFL commish Paul Tagliabue. "Compared to previous Super Bowls, security for this game will be increased by orders of magnitude, not by increments."

I’ll say.

I’ve been here less than 18 hours and already my bag has been searched four times. At one point I was searched, wanded with that electronic cricket stick and thoroughly ID’ed, with a florescent green label affixed to my chest like a giant corsage just to go up seven floors -- on the wrong elevator.

There will be jet fighters in the air, Coast Guard cutters patrolling the Mississippi River, FEMA officials monitoring the air we breathe and secret service agents wearing beer helmets and Rams jerseys mingling in with the Bourbon Street crowd all week. And starting two days before the game, when the entire area surrounding the dome is cleared and swept by a security detail, the kind of walk I took last night could land me in Guantanamo.

After that, everyone entering the area will be subject to an intense series of searches that could include pat-downs, metal detectors, face-recognition computer technology and X-ray machines. Fans are being told to arrive several hours before the game and to bring little more than a good buzz, their ticket and the clothes on their back.

Right now, though, movement in and around the NFL-occupied areas of the city is still quite convenient. Nobody loves to mock the NFL more than me, but so far the league and the security entities have made an astounding effort to be friendly but firm and not overstate their presence here. For once the NFL has correctly aligned its priorities, spent appropriately, planned accordingly and purposefully avoided publicity.

I was in Atlanta the morning after the Centennial Olympic Park bombing, and in 12 hours the area where I was staying was turned into something that resembled a militarized zone, with deserted streets sectioned off by barbed wire and barricades and patrolled by armed National Guardsmen in camo’ed jeeps. I would count the slap-in-the-face shock of that scene among my worst sports memories.

But last night on the Superdome plaza, where it was so quiet you could hear the sound check going on inside, things were almost peaceful. Several times as I wandered around, checking out among other things the huge crates of E*Trade Super Bowl seat cushions (Freebies! Yes!) and empty (&$#!) Budweiser tents, I was approached by security personnel.

"Are you guys stationed at every entrance?" I asked.

"We’re everywhere," came the reply. "Who are you with?"

"ESPN."

"Uh-huh."

"I guess we’re everywhere too."

"Yeah."

"You feel safe here?"

"Trust me, this is the safest place on the planet right now."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"Say, uh, you don’t have a key for this Budweiser stand do you?"

"Keep moving, sir. Keep moving."

***

FLEM GEMS

  • I'm in New Orleans for less than five minutes and already I have a date. The nice, shall we say middle-aged ladies at the welcome booth in the airport promised to meet me at Pat O’Brien’s on Friday night. "Advil and Alka-Seltzer: those are the keys to enjoying New Orleans," said one of my suitors, who then handed me a complimentary medical services card from Tenet. Medical insurance at the welcome booth? Man, they know how to party down here. As we chatted I heard the airport PA page a "Mr. Daryl Johnston, a Mr. Daryl Moose Johnston." And in the airport bathroom I noticed the toddler changing station had been covered in gang graffiti -- ah yes, N'awlins.

  • Maybe it’s the new dad in me, but the genuine joy on Bill Belichick’s face when he was hugging his son on the sidelines after the win in Pittsburgh -- well, so far that’s my post-season highlight. I can still remember trying to interview Belichick under the decrepit stands of old Cleveland Municipal Stadium as fans drowned out my questions with "BILL MUST GO!" chants.

  • Talk about media-ocre: A TV sports "reporter" from Channel 5 in St. Louis did all of his post-NFC Championship interviews with a Rams NFC Championship hat on.

  • If the game is a blowout (if?), maybe U2 could just play an entire set of NFL-appropriate songs like Numb, Sunday Bloody Sunday, Seconds and I Fall Down.

  • Unless his ankle is broken, Tom Brady starts.

    INJURY UPDATE

    Right now the paper cut I received on my Q-W-A-S key finger just before kickoff in St. Louis is responding well to treatment. I’m going to continue to ice and rest the digit, but right now I would list myself as questionable for Sunday’s game.

    PRESS RELEASE ME

    Super Bowl XXXVI at the Louisiana Superdome will have more confetti cannons than any previous Super Bowl. At the end of the game, 22 confetti cannons will fill the air with a spectacular display of four million pieces of red, white and blue confetti. "We think of confetti as airborne excitement," said Artistry in Motion president Deana Sterr.

    E-MAILS

    In response to my flattery of the Steelers' linebacking corps in last week’s column, FlemFiler Jestin Wyman wrote in that the Patriots were going to win 24-17 and then ... Jambalaya! Guessing the right score was almost as impressive as Jestin’s gratuitous Seinfeld reference.

    NUMBERS DON’T LIE (But I wish they did)

    18: Number of times the Patriots have made reference to how nobody gave them any respect this year.
    13: Third-person references in a recent ESPN interview by Saints WR Joe Horn. By the way, David Fleming doesn’t like third-person references.
    7: Number of searches or X-rays my bag has been through in the last two days.
    5: Times I was given the wrong directions to the media center.
    3: Brenda Warner sightings.
    3 p.m.: The time of the Steelers' arrival in New Orleans, according to the media events schedule. Oops.

    LORD HAVE MERCY

    So far it's Aeneas Williams over Kurt Warner, 11-9, in mentions of their savior. Neither, however, is on pace to break Trent Dilfer’s all-time Super Bowl record of 18,476.

    VOODOO VOTES

    Down here they have voodoo and spirit shops that feature, for the right price of course, homemade curse kits. So, as a service to Pats and Rams fans, I’m going to purchase one (expense report, line 62, miscellaneous black magic) and I will cast the curse on whichever team receives the most voodoo votes in the poll at right.

    David Fleming is a senior writer for ESPN The Magazine. E-mail him at flemfile@aol.com.



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