Welcome to Mohr Sports. We've got a
great show tonight. And before we
start, I just want to offer our
congratulations to Chris Webber and
Tyra Banks who are engaged to be
married. After marrying Chris, Tyra
said she plans to live anonymously in
Sacramento as "That black chick with
the D Cups."
Congratulations to Tiger Woods who won
his third green jacket yesterday. Tiger
plans on winning two more so he can re
cover his couch.
The single shot of the Masters had to
be 89 year old Sam Snead sending the
opening drive right into the face of a
fan, breaking his glasses. Sam was
unavailable for comment until he
finished watching Matlock. But when
asked if he had ever done that before,
he replied, "I like fish sticks."
Last week, a Marlins-Expos game was
interrupted for seven minutes by unruly
fans. Which was a shock to me. I didn't
even know the Marlins and Expos had
fans. What are people doing at a
Marlins-Expos game? Did they mistake
the stadium for a bus stop? You
couldn't get Atlanta Hawks tickets?
The Detroit Tigers fired manager Phil
Garner and GM Randy Smith. It's about
time. Smith had a worse trade record
than China. Luis Gonzalez huh? Yeah,
let's get rid of that guy.
Barry Bond's 70th Home Run ball was
sold at auction for 52,500 dollars and
the lucky owner, Charles Murphy, had
complained earlier when he turned down
an offer of 100,000 calling that,
"ridiculous." How's your ridiculous
100,000 dollars now? For a hundred
grand I'd give up a ball and the ball.
The Dallas Cowboys are marketing
exclusive team license plates. The
plates are made in prison by former
Dallas Cowboys.
There is wide-spread speculation that
Patrick Ewing will retire at the end of
the season. It's gonna be hard for him
to retire because from what I hear, Pat
loves to be watched.
A Virginia couple found 116 pounds of
marijuana , worth more than 250,000
dollars in the woods near their home.
That would explain why Lamar Odom has
poison ivy.
Last week, the Los Angeles Lakers paid
tribute to the championships won by the
old Minneapolis Lakers by wearing the
old Minneapolis uniforms.
That's dangerous having the boys wear
those old dolphin shorts. You don't
want Shaq in the paint and having
someone step on the turnstile.
Washington capital Jaromir Jagr will
miss the NHL playoffs for the first
time in 12 years. Jaromir, now that you
have all that free time, how about
cutting the mullet!
The Baltimore Raven's lost their
stadium's corporate sponsor PSINet. If
pro teams want internet companies to
sponsor their stadiums, they should
find the dot com's that make money. Who
wouldn't want to see game six of the
series coming to you from Hot Teenage
Lesbian Ass field.
In an effort to save money, the
University of Minnesota will cut men's
gymnastics. Locked out of the gym the
teams took turns straddling each other.
Sarah Fisher, the youngest woman to
drive IRL, had been dropped by her
sponsors. This game as a big
disappointment to the male drivers who
will miss patting her on the ass and
telling her, "good race."
Kentucky Derby hopeful, "Repent", will
be held from this years run for the
roses because of bone spurs in his
ankle. If rehab goes as expected, the
horse should be ready for the
Preakness. If not, he should be ready
for the lunch crowd at Hu Nan Express.
This weekend, Canada won the World
Curling Championships, despite a game
effort from team USA early on.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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