Thanks for coming to the party. We've got Jeff Garcia tonight. And later, Superagent Drew Rosenhaus in the chair. And we're gonna take a trip out to Phoenix and play a little two on two with the Suns.
The NFL draft was Saturday. With the 10th pick in the draft, the Cincinnati Bengals selected Arizona State Tackle, Levi Jones. Then Levi Jones walked out of MSG and threw himself under a bus. Did you see that room when the Bengals walked to the podium? It cleared out like a bass solo at a Journey concert.
Latrell Spreewell of the Knicks, had his fine for sleeping late reduced from $125,000 to $2,500. Gee, thanks, Knicks. That's still the most expensive nap ever. How much are you gonna fine Alan Houston for sleeping the whole season? If I got fined every time I overslept, I'd wind up hosting a talk show on basic cable.
Mike Fratello and Marv Albert were in a car accident when their limo crashed in New Jersey. They suffered minor injuries, but Fratello had bite marks on his back. Who could get hurt in that car accident? Even if you roll the limo you're still bouncing around off of Marv's hair.
The Poor Tigers. They were dropped by K-Mart as their sponsor. How bad do you have to suck to get dropped by K-Mart? Who picks you up after that? Marshalls? T.J.Maxx? Phone Cards?
Poor Drew Bledsoe. He was traded yesterday, to the Buffalo Bills, for a first round pick. Drew, word of advice. When you meet your backup, Alex Van Pelt...kill him.
And the Mighty Ducks fired their GM this week. Poor Emilio Estevez.
We're happy to inform you that Ray Lewis was not only found not guilty of assault charges, the claims the two women filed were so ridiculous that a judge awarded him $10,000 for his troubles. One of the women, in describing Ray, get this, said he was around 5'5", 160 pounds. You know what, if I was the judge, you know what I'd do? I'd give him the 10 grand and a penalty shot. Nice try you money grubbing, conniving...Excuse me.
The WNBA draft was held Friday.
Moving on.
A round of golf with Tiger Woods was sold on E-Bay for over $400,000. Let me tell you something Tiger, if I spend 400K on a round of golf with you, the 19th hole had better be your girlfriend. And I'm gonna need plenty of strokes.
Golfer Chris Kane set a Guiness book World Record Wednesday by playing 505 holes in 12 hours. The previous record was held by Wilt Chamberlain...Plenty of strokes.
Christie Kerr scored her first LPGA at the Longs Drugs Challenge. Let's take a look at a picture of Christi celebrating.
I don't know about you, but I could really go for some Cheerios.
Ranger closer John Rocker was demoted to triple A Oklahoma. Rocker is happy with the move ever since he found out Oklahoma is filled with white people.
Actor Jason Priestly will become a race car driver and join the Kelly racing team. Let's hope they teach him how to back over Tori Spelling.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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