Thanks for tuning in to the show. We'll be with you for the next half hour which is 22 minutes longer than the Timberwolves and Trailblazers were in the NBA playoffs. We have a great show tonight. The legendary Sugar Ray Leonard is here!
And in case you haven't noticed the set, Slayer will be performing tonight!
You give Slayer all the room they want. You know people say they worship the devil? They don't. They're just regular guys who happen to be in a metal band. I'll prove it, they're in their dressing room right now. They're probably, like reading the Wall Street Journal or something. Milt, can you turn the camera on in Slayer's Dressing room?
Okay, they do worship the Devil...My bad.
Last week, The Masters announced that starting in 2004, 65 will be the cutoff age for entrance. If you do the math, that means Phil Mickelson only has 34 more chances to choke.
Former Dallas Cowboy Nate Newton pled guilty to drug trafficking charges. Nate was busted as you may remember for transporting 213 pounds of marijuana. The second time they busted Nate it was with 175 pounds. Can't you see the man's trying to cut down? I gotta read about this?
A friend of Jayson Williams, Kent Culuko is set to testify that he tampered with evidence at Williams request. Kent Culuko...That sounds a little like Kato Kaelin, doesn't it?
Jermaine O'Neal won the NBA's most improved player of the year award. Other winners have been Kevin Duckworth, Isaac Austin, and Gheorghe Muressan. I've got a great idea. Why don't they rename it the "I'll suck for the rest of my life award." Don MacLean...There's another one.
The Cleveland Browns released running back Ben Gay. He will be replaced by recently signed rookie Vic Va Po Rub.
The Salt Lake City Winter Olympics turned a profit of over 50 Million dollars. Hey, that's great. Fifth wives for everyone! They know how to party in SLC baby. We made a profit? What's her name?
USA Today reports that cheerleading is more profitable than ever. You know how much a male cheerleaders outfit costs? 180 dollars. That is the hardest 180 bucks you will ever try to get out of your father. Why don't you just ask him for Streisand tickets.
Enrique Iglesias is building a home tennis court for Anna Kournikova. You gotta be pretty whipped to build an indoor tennis court. What happened to shoes? Enrique, word to the wise...If Anna was living with me and I was gonna build her something...I'd start with a bed. Then I'd start working on the love swing. Better enjoy her while you can, bro...As soon as the hockey playoffs are over, you're out a hooker.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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