Welcome to Mohr Sports. We have a great show tonight. Naughty By Nature is in the house they are going to perform their number one hit "Feels Good" and we're going to sit down and have a little chat with Treach.
Also, we're gonna pay a visit on the Rancho Cucomonga Quakes, who are a minor league ball team in the Angels Organization.By the way, I find that redundant.
There was an awkward moment at Seattle Slew's funeral last week when two different mares showed up claiming to be his wife. Also during the funeral, one of the pallbearers fell, broke his leg and had to be shot.
Slew used to make $150,000 a night to fornicate with Phillies. I guess he is an athlete. 150K per night to screw the Phillies, that's way more than Scott Rolen gets. Did that horse get enough media play? Let me know when dogs from the track start to die. He's a horse, folks. As a matter of fact, he's right here tonight. Milt, can you show us Seattle Slew?
Former Notre Dame football coach Dan Devine died last week. All over the country, Catholic Priests are at half mast.
Uglier than death was the Pistons Celtics 64-66 game three on Friday night. You wanna know how bad the shooting was in that game? If Jayson Williams played for the Pistons, the chauffeur would still be alive.
Former Duke Guard Jayson Williams will now be referred to as Jay Williams as no one wants to be confused with the Jayson Williams who is charged with manslaughter. In a related story, Robert Blake is changing his name to Jay Williams. OJ Simpson is now changing his name to Jay Simpson. I'm changing my name to Lou Alcindor or World B. Jay.
By the way, have you seen Shaq the last few games? He looks like he's put on a few pounds. Burger King must have paid him in fries." I can't play because of my toe...I mean, gut.
Anna Kournikova is suing Penthouse magazine for 10 million dollars over the fake nude pictures they printed of her.
I think Anna has finally found a court she might win on. Anna, be happy someone printed something about you that didn't involve losing.
Have you seen the feud between Larry Brown and Allen Iverson? It's like watching The Real World. Move over Osbournes, here come the Sixer's press conferences.
A court ruled the WWF has to change it's name to the WWE so it won't be confused with the World Wildlife Foundation. Vince McMahon stormed out of the courtroom and hit a Panda in the face with a chair.
Hey, it's time to cast your vote for the PBA rookie of the year award. You can do it online at...Oh, wait.People who watch bowling don't have the internet. Otherwise they wouldn't be watching bowling.
The Denver Post reported that the Colorado Rockies are storing baseballs in a humidor to keep scoring down at Coors Field. Wait, if you have wet balls, I thought that meant you were scoring more.
Pop star Jewel was thrown from a horse last week at a Rodeo. He must have heard one of her songs.
John Daly had an allergic reaction to diet pills last week. He broke out in a bad case of beer. This guy could shoot heroin into his sack and no one would notice.
Sports agent William "Tank" Black was sentenced to five years of prison for swindling millions of dollars from his clients. Prison will be a change for Black because someone will be taking 20 percent out of his ass.
Ronnie Lott was named to the College Football Hall of Fame last week. Lott was so excited, he gave everyone around him a high four.
American Express released a credit card featuring Tiger Woods. The card will be declined at most Country clubs.
After his insane tirade in Hawaii, Mike Tyson's publicists have dropped him as a client. Why? They were doing such a good job. Can you imagine what Mike would be like if he hadn't gone to jail and turned his life around?
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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