Welcome to Mohr Sports in prime time. I feel so different...I feel...like a friend...call me Chandler. What a weekend in sports, huh? Let me try to get all this straight, Lennox Lewis kicked War Emblem's ass. And Mike Tyson stumbled out of the gate at the Belmont landing on Venus Williams who went into OT against the Red Wings in the NBA finals, right? I was out of town, that's what my mom told me. I do know the USA won in the World Cup. And for that I say...hooray. Because soccer is the greatest sport in the world. Now get off my back.
Okay, seriously. Let's talk Tyson Lewis. That was ugly. Tyson looked like Tony Montana on the staircase. Of course the last time he said "Say Hello to My Little Friend" he was in prison. Lewis beat Tyson like he burnt his breakfast. After the fight, Tyson asked for a rematch three times. Mike was begging like Skeet Ulrich at the door of the Sky Bar.
The real war happened on the clay. Serena and Venus. That was hot. If you were smart, on Friday you bought stock in Colt 45 and hand lotion. Wow. Two sisters, sweating, grunting, rolling around on the clay in France. Dousing their creamy sweat with Perrier. Ooh la, la, that's one movie I'm renting and I will return it late. Serena with that ice cream scooper ass and her big money two comma checks and that nasty f-u serve and her War Emblem thighs that are both tough and butter creamy...This Girl is one good tennis player.
The Harlem Globetrotters were elected to the basketball Hall of Fame. The Induction ceremony is (TBD) I have a question...How are they gonna get there? Who's booking that limo for the night? Al Cowlings. "Stavros, Globetrotters 7 p.m. pickup. Stavros?" I'm pretty sure the trotters will be driving themselves.
A few weeks ago, Fox aired "The secrets of Magic revealed." The biggest revelation...He never liked Kareem.
In response to reports that 50% of major leaguers were taking steroids, Rickey Henderson said "Well I'm not, so there's 49% right there." Kids, don't let Rickey do your math homework. Rickey is my all time favorite player, here's why. This is Rickey doing a commercial for ESPN radio in Las Vegas.
He changed Henderson to Henny! How Pimpy is that? Play it again.
Kids, don't let Rickey do your English homework either.
Mike Piazza had to leave a game against the Braves last week due to light headedness. What happened, did he see Ryan Phillipe in the stands?
Hey Mike, Queer as Folk got picked up. You can blow out your candle.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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