Welcome to Mohr Sports,coming to you from Hollywood. I have to say before we get going I had a great weekend. I went to Vegas. What a freak show that is. You have to be careful what casino you pick. You're either on the set of Pimps Up Ho's Down or Cocoon. I'm up a thousand dollars. I was playing the ATM...Actually we were at the MGM Grand for the Barrera/Morales fight.
These are two of the greatest living fighters and they hate each other. Tijuana vs. Mexico City. It's all Mexican drama. It's like Telemundo with more blood and less cleavage. By the way, Barrera has the championship belt now and it's been lowered and has hydraulics.
52 year-old Larry Holmes is coming out of retirement to fight Butterbean. At first I thought this was like one of those celebrity boxing matches, but it's not. They're gonna throw down. The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds. That's great. What are they gonna do after the seventh when Butterbean explodes? I'm calling my shot right now. Larry Holmes' jab is gonna let the air out of the stay puffed Marshmallow Man.
Running back Ricky Williams was placed in plastic handcuffs over the weekend after being pulled over for driving carelessly. A drug sniffing dog found only Chinese food in the car. So let that be a lesson. If you want to smuggle weed, put it in the moo shoo.
The plastic handcuffs, by the way, were Rickey's.
In more football and driving crime news, an armed man described as "angry" and "crazy" carjacked two Indianapolis Colts with a semi-automatic rifle. Uh oh. Where's Jim Mora?
After more than 7,000 trips to the winners circle, Jockey Chris McCarrin retired last week. He will now go on to play Chucky in Childs Play 6.
Last week, the Yankees and Rockies scored 70 runs combined. That was the most hits in Colorado since the last Phish concert at Red Rocks.
In WNBA News, the Miami Sol traded Marlies Askamp to the L.A. Sparks last week for a first round pick and two Ani DiFranco CD's.
At halftime of every World Cup Game, in Japan there is a water shortage problem because eight million people use the bathroom at the same time. Here in the States, the same thing happens after the first five minutes of "Juwana Man."
Britney Spears is set to produce and star in a movie about NASCAR racing. In the movie she helps an aging racer get back his desire to race.
That might work. If she's standing at the finish line in checkered panties...Next to Serena Williams. "Oops I pitted again."
Martina Navritalova came out of retirement last week and at 45 years old she beat a 24 year old. A remarkable feat considering Martina is old enough to be her father. Martina lost her next match, but it was all for the better, because she had to get back to her day job of solving baseball's labor problems.
Look at those two beauties, huh? Actually Martina is a beauty because she's a champion.
A golf tournament in Norco California was shut down when the cops found hookers working the course. Hey you say "prostitute", I say "ball washer"...It's all part of the game.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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