Welcome to Mohr Sports How about that Lakers-Kings game Sunday? For a second there I thought the whole world was gonna turn upside down and the streak would be over, but luckily Jim Grey kept his string of consecutive stupid ass questions alive. He actually asked Kobe Bryant before the game, "Is this a must win for you?" It's game seven. Go bother Pete Rose. Better yet, find out if Darryl Dawkins bets on the slam dunk competition.
According to Good Morning America, the best way to stop a baby from crying is to hold them on their stomach, swaddle them in tight, warm blankets and don't name them Rasheed.
The Red Wings defeated the Avalanche to advance to the Stanley Cup Finals. Those Russians were playing like they would get extra bread. So it's Detroit and Carolina. They should call it the mullett cup. There'll be less teeth than pucks.
Who watched Evander Holy field beat Hasim Rachman on Saturday? Did you see Rachman's Head? It looked like he had a baboon ass on it.
After he grew the lump, Evander's trainer had the easiest job in the world. "You see the baboon ass? Hit that." Looks like someone ironed his head from the inside out. Pop it! Ticket sales for this weekend's Tyson Lewis fight in Memphis are reportedly slow.
As it turns out, not many people are interested in paying twenty four hundred dollars for a freak show in Memphis when they can stand outside Graceland for free. They should have known it would be a hard sell. If they'd looked at the Memphis Event calendar, it's the same day as the AWA wrestling meet and greet at Uncle Sputchie's Chuckle Hut.
World Cup Soccer began last week. In equally as important news, my stones itch.
A Colorado woman was awarded 3.1 Million dollars after saying she contracted herpes from a bad manicure. In a related story, half the NBA just got alibi's.
Mike Piazza released a statement last week denying the rumors that he is gay.
Mike was so upset by the rumors of him being gay that he cried and had to go home and watch The Wiz three times just to calm down. Mike said he wasn't gay right before his 4 o'clock mustache trim.Hey Morty, Piazza isn't booked on the show, is he?
Golf legend Sam Snead passed away last week. He finishes six under.
You've most likely heard by now that Ken Caminiti has admitted to using steroids during his baseball career and claimed that a full fifty percent of major league players use them. The Players Union says that's impossible. In reality, they say, fifty percent of players don't use steroids....Half the players use steroids. The other half play for the Brewers, Tigers and Royals. In the same article, Curt Schilling and Kenny Rogers remarked how blatant steroid use is, and Mike Piazza said he's not gay. I just can't believe Cam said that. Good idea, piss off guys on steroids with bats. That's why everyone argues with Greenpeace.
Baltimore Oriole Outfielder Marty Cordova had to miss a game last week after burning his face in a tanning booth. Dude, you're an outfielder. Take your hat off.
Mark Martin's winning in the Coca Cola 600 did not pass a post race inspection. It came an eighth of an inch below minimum height. Martin's crew chief was fined $50,000. Fifty grand for an eighth. That seems like a lot.
Former Tennis star Michael Chang revealed in his new book "Holding Serve" that at thirty he is still a virgin. Mike unstring the racket. Shouldn't the book be called "Holding Chang." Let's get Mike a hooker. Send over Anna. We'll tell her he's Paul Kariya.
There was a Little Kim sighting at the French Open.
Oh wait, that's my girl Serena. Serena, what's with the clothes? You look like you're auditioning for Car Wash. Don't worry baby, you got the part.
A Colorado 7th grader won the National Spelling Bee by spelling "prospicience." His parents plan to put the trophy on the mantle where the picture of his prom date would have gone. Here's a word this kid will never have to spell, matrimony. The first contestant out was Terry Bradshaw who once again misspelled "cat."
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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