Welcome to Mohr Sports, we have an amazing show for you tonight. But first, the bad news...
The University of California's football team will miss a Bowl game for breaking NCAA rules. You'd think with all the violations, they'd be better at football. No one really cares up in Berkeley, they've got plenty of bowls to go around. By the way, Vanderbilt will also miss a Bowl game next year. They didn't do anything wrong. They just stink.
The S.A.T.'s announced this week that they will be adding an essay portion to the college admissions test. In a related story, more high school players are expected to skip college and go straight to the NBA.
The NBA draft was last week. Chinese national Yao Ming went number one to the Houston Rockets. Can you say "Cha Ching"? 'Cause that's his cousin.
Yao has to give 50% of his money to the Chinese Government. Wow, who's running that country?
Oh, that explains it. Allan Iverson is also happy about Yao entering the NBA. He now has someone to translate his tattoos.
According to a recent story on ABC, educators are trying to ban school yard games like dodge ball and tag because it hurts kid's feelings. C'mon, when I was a kid we threw lawn darts and M80's at each other when we were bored. We got faster and our aim got better.
Congratulations to Brazil as the World Cup comes to an end. The team's star, Ronaldo, says, "winning the cup is better than sex because it only comes every four years." Let's see a picture of Ronaldo.
With that haircut, he could be talking about either sex or the world cup. He looks like one of Madonna's dancers from "Truth or Dare." Or someone Rusty Staub dragged home from Latino night at "The Tunnel." That's for my friend Marty Greenfield in upstate New York.
New York Met's Mark Corey and Tony Torasco admitted they smoked pot outside Shea Stadium last week. Both denied they had a marijuana problem at their 4 AM press conference at Denny's.
Barry Bonds and Jeff Kent got into an altercation during a game last week. After which Kent told the press he and Barry have a great relationship on the field and it shows. And he's right. Think about how many playoff series they've won together...Oh, wait.
Two Jacksonville Jaguars were injured when they were burned by a fondue pot at a party. Kickers, huh? These guys party like animals. My guess is they knocked over the fondue after a heated game of Pictionary. Thank God no one burned themselves on the easy bake oven.
The ATP will begin testing men's tennis players for performance enhancing drugs. Several players were quoted as saying "Thanks a lot, Tatum."
In shocking news, Anna Kournikova lost in the first round at Wimbeldon. Then when the press suggested maybe she should play in some easier tournaments she threw a tantrum and got into it with them.
By the way, the media won 6-0, 6-0. I agree with them, Anna maybe you should drop down to the lower tiers and see if you can win something. Like a wet t-shirt contest...Or Best Buns in Fort Lauderdale...Maybe if you marry a really old rich guy and then he dies, when his family sues you for the inheritance...you could try to win something like that...It's summer, there's a lot of State Fairs going on...Ring Toss, dominoes, something...I'm just saying tennis, apparently...Not so much.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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