Welcome to Mohr Sports. Don King and Stephon Marbury are here! I had a great week. Having not so great a week was Allen Iverson. Allen turned himself in along with his Uncle Gregory. Let's take a look at their Mug Shots.
What was it, who can look more like a convict day? Where's Joan and Melissa Rivers when you need 'em? And the gay guy in the tux. Everyone outside the courthouse was wearing "Free Iverson" TShirts.
I wonder which Iverson they meant?
Al Unser Jr. Will not be charged with hitting his girlfriend. Ahhh, I was hoping they'd put the collar on him and he'd try to hightail it in his car. That would have been the longest episode of Cops ever. That guy can pit in nine seconds. I'm guessing he could call ahead.
Tiger Woods shot a disappointing 81 in Saturday's round of the British Open. It's the first time since Tiger turned pro that so many old white men have smiled.
In sad news, Olympic Gold Medal sprinter Mary Carew Armstrong died last week at the age of 88. NBC blamed the timed difference for the funerals low ratings.
After last week, by the way, USA Today is officially my favorite newspaper of all time. Here's why...
I'm not saying a word. If I do I might get suspended.
Former "Beverly Hills 90210" star Jason Priestly is driving a race car in the Indy Racing League and actually finished second in a race earlier this month. In related news, Ian Ziering valet parked my car at The Palm last night.
John McEnroe said last week that he could beat the Williams sisters at tennis. He may have stopped playing on grass, but didn't stop smoking it.
Ken Griffey Jr. Has been re-activated by the Cincinnati Reds. But will probably be back on the disabled list by the end of this joke.
Texas Ranger, Hideki Irabu might not pitch again this season. With the way he's been throwing, the Rangers are thinking of sending him a "Thank You" card. Texas is also trying to trade Kenny Rogers. They're hoping to get Dolly Parton.
Boris Becker has been charged with tax evasion after it was discovered he was registered as a resident of Monaco, but actually lived in Germany. In his defense, Boris says they have him confused with Anthony Michael Hall.
The French are booing Lance Armstrong as he widens his lead in the Tour De France. Apparently they are upset because he is using a banned substance in their country...Soap.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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