Welcome to Mohr Sports! We have a great show in store for you. But first...on the advice of Peyton Manning, Edgerrin James took a cab 70 miles to training camp. By the way, the cab was driven by Ryan Leaf. Ryan also announced his retirement last week. Let's take a look at Ryan's career highlights................Next stop, Canton. Quick question, don't you have to play football before you can retire from it? I'll tell you what, let's start the Ryan Leaf "Countdown to Rehab" clock.
Oscar De La Hoya and Antonio Vargas are both training for their upcoming fight in Big Bear, California. The other day they ran into each other and Oscar saw Vargas wearing a rubber suit. He called Vargas a "Fatso" and said he "runs like a turtle." Whoa, move over Don Rickles. With insults like that Oscar, you're gonna put Don out of business. "How ya doin' Vargas?" "You run like a turtle. S'good, s'good. Let's hope the Mexican wins."
Anna Kournikova actually won a match last week! Then she immediately turned around and lost to Venus Williams. Anna will eventually beat Venus...DeMilo. Because she has no arms. It'll still go three sets. She's a zilch. Anna says she's learns from all of her losses. Well then you must be a doctor by now.
The Milwaukee Brewers finally had an exciting moment when closer Mike Dejean got into a shouting match with coach Jerry Royster after getting taken out of the game. Let's take a look.
Apparantly, DeJean wanted to give up runs and Royster wanted someone else to give up runs.
The Golden State Warriors have named 37 year old Eric Musselman as their new coach. Thirty-Seven? Vlade Divac has things older than that trapped in his armpit hair. He's thirty-seven now, but he's coaching the Warriors. This time next year, he'll be fifty five. They got him from the Atlanta Hawks. Isn't that like being transferred from the bus station to the DMV?
How's he going to re-capture that same Atlanta winning magic in Golden State.
Uga the Bulldog, the University of Georgia mascot was flown to Washington D.C. on a private jet to meet with 300 Georgia legislators and their staffs. Nice." Hey America, the Dow Jones is lower than Terry Bradshaw's I.Q. so let's waste some time and money taking pictures with a dog in Congress." Maybe Mr. Met can swing by the Governor's mansion.
Green Bay Packers running back Najeh Davenport who was arrested earlier this month for defecating in a woman's dorm room closet says now it was all a misunderstanding. What? You were trying to hit the clothes hamper? What's the deal, Najeh? Couldn't you start with a dozen roses, maybe some candies and work your way up to dropping a deuce in the closet? I tell you, some guys think they can just go straight to third base.
Jerry Bloom, the number one moguls skier in the world wants to play football at the University of Colorado. But the NCAA won't allow him to continue making money on his skiing. Come on NCAA let him make his money. That Colorado weed ain't cheap.
Did you see the Larry Holmes/Butterbean fight?
Oh man, was there a lot of jiggling and sweat flying in that fight. I thought was watching an Anna Nicole Smith/Star Jones porno. They didn't have ring girls, those were waitresses. Butterbean had an ad for an Internet site on his back and I think Larry Holmes had a menu on his. Butterbean had a combination of melted butter and sugar in his water bottle, Larry drank Ensure.
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| Jay warms up the audience. |
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| Jay clowns around with 310 Racing Team’s Indy car driver, George Mack, before the race. |
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| Jay interviews racing legend and four-time Indy 500 champion, Rick Mears. |
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| All above photos courtesy of JayMohrLive.com |
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